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El Diablo Blanco! by Maki-Ubermach El Diablo Blanco! by Maki-Ubermach
"Ey homes, don't mess with El Diablo Blanco! He's muy loco, cabron!"
"Orale Pancho, I'm not scared of no snowcone dealer gringo. Mira'lo, sitting on his stupid ice cream."
"Cabron! El Diablo Blanco sits on a cash mountain of cocaine with giant crack rock shards and uzis!"

"What about the girl?"
"That's the muscle."
"What! I'm not scared of no bitches, meng."
"Pinche, last Tuesday Jose went up there to take him out and she peeled his pinga backwards like a real banana."
"..."

And so they left their life of Hollywood-stereotyped crime to enroll into getting their GEDS and lived happily ever after.
Till this day some say El Diablo Blanco still sits on his cashmoney cocaine throne.
He still has no idea it's not ice cream.

the end
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Tentagami Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Awesome work! I love the anatomy and coloring!
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mrspinich2 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014
I've not seen those shades on you in a LOOOONG time.
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XxDe-JixX Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist
Are you sure he doesn't think it's ice cream? He looks like he knows. :paranoid:
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CookiefiedBeckish Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
hahahahahaha wtf XD
love the story. 
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GarthTheDestroyer Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014
WH--?! No way! I had a character with that exact name! Although, he was a luchador.

:iconmindblownplz:
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Maki-Ubermach Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014
El Diablo Blanco! He lives in all of us!
Also link me your version so I can check it out
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GarthTheDestroyer Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014
I'll have to dig through my archives, I haven't drawn him in years.
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MightyOtaking Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014
You really need to be careful about spreading tales about el Diablo Blanco. I hear that guy is muy loco and doesn't take kindly to snitches.
But this is so nicely drawn that I'm sure he'd make an exception.
Also looking at this really makes me want to go and put cocaine on my Shreddies.
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Maki-Ubermach Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014
Oh no, please don't tell El Diablo! He is muy loco!
One time I heard he ordered everyone take off their jacket when it was so fuckin' hot,
but that's how it is when you're on the fuckin' crack rock.
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aidenke Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014
You in this pic are 900 laughs.... Too much amusement, and a fun little concept. XD
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