"Ey homes, don't mess with El Diablo Blanco! He's muy loco, cabron!"
"Orale Pancho, I'm not scared of no snowcone dealer gringo. Mira'lo, sitting on his stupid ice cream."
"Cabron! El Diablo Blanco sits on a cash mountain of cocaine with giant crack rock shards and uzis!"
"What about the girl?"
"That's the muscle."
"What! I'm not scared of no bitches, meng."
"Pinche, last Tuesday Jose went up there to take him out and she peeled his pinga backwards like a real banana."
And so they left their life of Hollywood-stereotyped crime to enroll into getting their GEDS and lived happily ever after.
Till this day some say El Diablo Blanco still sits on his cashmoney cocaine throne.
He still has no idea it's not ice cream.